why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
This is happening.
- Shawn: POKER? I HARDLY KNOW HER!
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
shawn: “should we synchronise our watches?”
AND THEN THE LOOK ON JULES FACE LIKE HOW CAN THEY NOT BE MY OTP OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERLALY THE BEST SHOW EVEERERERJNFGJAEFINAEIOGNERIOGEHSILRGNERSLIGHSLEIRGHESLRIGHSER;IOGHSER
I want to be more like shawn.
"Maybe we can think of a way I can be less lonely. Wait… I’m getting something… baby oil"
- Shawn: Because clouds don't kill people! People kill people.
- Judge: That's absolutely true, where did you attend law school?
- Gus: 6th grade law sir, but it was an accelerated program.
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