yeah, but your brother’s legendary, i should get at least 40 if i put in enough effort
A piece of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells
to the bartender, “Hey! Gimme a drink!” The bartender picks up the
string and throws it into the street. The string thinks, “I’ll show
’im. I’ll go back in disguise, he won’t know it’s me, and at the last
minute I’ll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a
whole different shape, and frizzes its hair ala a ‘fro. It goes back
in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says,
”You’re that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago.” The string
answers, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
should have at least 80, i hope…
it was reasonably easy, just time consuming…
Not studying and my webcam gone broke itself…
That failed miserably, and accidentally.
This is dedicated to you. You go by many names. Some know you as Shaneen, others as Jelly Brain, but personally, I believe that no name can appropriately define who you are, as in theory a name should. Your beyond a name. Your beyond words. To say your perfect is an understatement, and the longer I know you the harder it is to describe you. These days I just go with indescribable with English. You’ve changed my life. You’ve been my main source of happiness for over two years now, and at times you’ve been my main source of grief. It feels like all I ever do is wait for you, but in the end, it’s all worth it, even when right now I talk to you half a dozen times a week, as nothing more then a friend, and am too afraid to try and increase that because I don’t want to screw up again. Thank you for doing what you’ve done, you’ve made my life rather grand, and completely flip flopped it around. I know that you’ll never read it, but I don’t think you’d want to anyway. To be honest, there’s no point posting it here, because you won’t see it, but you need to be recognised for the awesome, legendary, epic, blahpabadadaness that you are, and hopefully by reading this you just might. I hope that you get the world that you deserve, because you work hard for it. Thanks :)
Step 1. Take Rita’s Spelling of mum (mom)
Step 2. Replace o with u
Step 3. ???
step 4. Profit!
and im pretty sure its not me” —Jeff says (19:47):
studying for business, and im talking to Jess, not you