4 Fried Chickens IN a coke :D

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May 2011

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Tis good then, thats the subject my brother got 50 in btw. Should do well.

yeah, but your brother’s legendary, i should get at least 40 if i put in enough effort

May 31, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! or something...

 A piece of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells 
 to the bartender, “Hey! Gimme a drink!” The bartender picks up the 
 string and throws it into the street. The string thinks, “I’ll show 
 ’im. I’ll go back in disguise, he won’t know it’s me, and at the last 
 minute I’ll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a 
 whole different shape, and frizzes its hair ala a ‘fro. It goes back 
 in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says, 
 ”You’re that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago.” The string 
 answers, “No. I’m a frayed knot.” 

May 31, 2011
May 31, 2011150 notes
Thats good. How do you reckon you went?

should have at least 80, i hope…

May 31, 2011
Forgot to ask, how was business management exam?

it was reasonably easy, just time consuming…

May 31, 2011
Entertain me anon!

Not studying and my webcam gone broke itself…

May 31, 2011
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May 31, 201121,673 notes
Was trying to not post more then 500.

That failed miserably, and accidentally.

May 31, 2011
May 31, 201111,511 notes
500th post.

This is dedicated to you. You go by many names. Some know you as Shaneen, others as Jelly Brain, but personally, I believe that no name can appropriately define who you are, as in theory a name should. Your beyond a name. Your beyond words. To say your perfect is an understatement, and the longer I know you the harder it is to describe you. These days I just go with indescribable with English. You’ve changed my life. You’ve been my main source of happiness for over two years now, and at times you’ve been my main source of grief. It feels like all I ever do is wait for you, but in the end, it’s all worth it, even when right now I talk to you half a dozen times a week, as nothing more then a friend, and am too afraid to try and increase that because I don’t want to screw up again.  Thank you for doing what you’ve done, you’ve made my life rather grand, and completely flip flopped it around. I know that you’ll never read it, but I don’t think you’d want to anyway. To be honest, there’s no point posting it here, because you won’t see it, but you need to be recognised for the awesome, legendary, epic, blahpabadadaness that you are, and hopefully by reading this you just might. I hope that you get the world that you deserve, because you work hard for it. Thanks :)

May 30, 20112 notes
How to spell mum.

Step 1. Take Rita’s Spelling of mum (mom)

Step 2. Replace o with u

Step 3. ???

step 4. Profit!

May 30, 2011
“its either you or me
and im pretty sure its not me”
—Jeff says (19:47):
May 30, 20111 note
leave me alone. go study for history.

studying for business, and im talking to Jess, not you

May 30, 2011
tool.

Professional troll*

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